So I’m a consumer. If I can’t wear it, I wanna eat it, if I can’t eat it, I wanna… Well I won’t go there… Oh why the hell not, I wanna shtup it. That’s a nice way to put… Read More »Country Music, Feminine Hygiene & Plagiarism or a little post I like to call Musings (which is really) Randomness… Pt. 5
So anyone who reads this blog knows I worship at the throne known as Naomi Campbell. When my journey is complete and my days are done, I wanna come back as her. I don’t know why. Her hair is a… Read More »Dangerous: Cell Phones and Spoiled Women
The controversy continues. There are 2 camps: the pro-BBM* camp that say it was robbed and the Crash camp that says, “Sorry superior movie, thanks for the trophy.” There are a few others, real people who have lives, who don’t… Read More »Brokeback Vs. Crash Pt. 2
…make mini lemon meringue tarts with vanilla-scented creme fraiche mousse. That’s what Lil’ Kim did before her unfortunate incarceration. Now I hate Lil’ kim. Wait, let me restate. I don’t hate her as I never met her. Saying you hate… Read More »When Life Hands You Lemons…
Well it finally happened, the unbelievable…I am fed up with the Hollywood star system. It reached fever pitch last week. I was chosen by E! to announce the official Academy Awards gift basket. Now E! is a client for whom… Read More »BROKEBACK VS. CRASH…ENOUGH IS TOO MUCH…THE OSCARS
So as I sit here in my Sundari Rose and Lavender Hydrating Mask, reading the New York Post gossip section, I’m dreading the moment. The moment when I must take off my luxe, white bathrobe and get dressed. Normally I… Read More »The Dread…
I will be on E! News. It’s Tuesday, Feb. 28, at 7 pm PT! I’ll be revealing what’s in the Oscar goodie basket! Too bad Ryan doesn’t start until March! I’m wearing a navy J. Lindeberg suit with a lavender… Read More »Me On E! News!
So this would be RANDOMNESS pt. 3… I heard my roommate having sex. The guy was cute and I’m jealous. I’m not having sex. Until it means something. I’m no longer a human dildo. Maybe I’m re-virginizing… That will last… Read More »Musings…