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Boys I Like… The Music Edition!!!!!

It’s time for me to, once again, extol the virtues of male hotness. Lately for me it’s been all about music. And there is nothing hotter than a guy who can sing. Or rap. Or play an instrument. But not yodel. There’s nothing hot about yodeling. I’m attached to my iPod. I’m the guy that makes up new play lists all the time; Sex, Gym, Runway, Brandon, Brandon Sucks, Bad Boyfriend, Disco, 70s, Reese’s (songs that go together or the original and the sample)… You get the idea. Anyway without further ado here is BOYS I LIKE… THE MUSIC EDITION!!!!

But first (in homage to Julie Chen, the only thing I can still stand about “Big Brother”), the first ever BOY I LIKE LEGEND AWARD! And the winner is… David Beckham! That fucker is smoking hot. It’s really ridiculous that he is straight. I mean looking that hot is usually reserved for gay men.

ODE TO DAVID by Me…

David like the statue
You are a work of art
That rises above men
How often do we mere mortals
Gaze upon the perfection of your face
The curve of your chiseled cheek
The cut of your abs…

It’s all down hill from there ladies and gentlemen. He’s hot. And Victoria is a lucky, lucky girl. Damn those Brit girls can luck the hell out! Sienna Miller and her amazing career and Jude Law. Kate Moss, all gaunt, tooth askew and knobby kneed, discovered in an airport and now worth more pounds than she can contemplate. And the lady Victoria? You hit the jackpot singing back up in a manufactured girl group, you never have to work again and you are married to the single most beautiful man on Earth. There are some people selling their souls to the devil. How else do you explain this?

David works Starsky and Hutch

Now back to BOYS I LIKE… THE MUSIC EDITION!!!!!!

Lupe

5) LUPE FIASCO – Even his name is cool. Daydreamin’ is in a battle with Sunshine for my song of the moment. The only reason Daydreamin’ is winning is because the loop is sung gorgeously by my fave Jill Scott. It’s also the ring on my cell phone.

Matt is cute!

4) MATT HALES – The lead singer of Aqualung. Yeah they are Brit poseurs… Yeah he’s ripping off Coldplay, who ripped off Radiohead but damn it I love him. He’s a sweet English Rose.

Paolo

3) Paolo Nutini – If you haven’t heard of him go right now and have a listen on iTunes. Go… I’ll wait. I love him. He’s a singer/songwriter. And he’s a bad boy. And he’s like 20. He’s often drunk or drinking during his concerts. His song Last Request is an amazing ode to the end of a relationship:

Slow down, lie down,
Remember it’s just you and me
Don’t sell out, bow out,
Remember how this used to be

I just want you closer,
Is that alright?
Baby let’s get closer tonight

Grant my last request and just let me hold you,
Don’t shrug your shoulders,
Lay down beside me,
Sure I can accept that we’re going nowhere
But one last time let’s go there
Lay down beside me, ohh

Who hasn’t wanted to go there one more time with a lover when you know it’s over but the sex is still so very good? Just happened to me.

2) Pharrell Williams- The Black half of The Neptunes, the super producers, he’s the real deal. Smart, business savvy, sexy, stylish and rich. I wanna hate him. I’m jealous of him. I also want to date him. He’s kinda ridiculously hot. Check the Louis Vuitton ad below:
Pharrell Louis V

And here he is! My #1. The man I want to marry:


1) WILL YOUNG – In 2002 when I was losing Big Brother 3 he was winning Britain’s Pop Idol. And while on Pop Idol he sang Fast Love by George Michael (which is my anthem) and then had the nerve to sing Until You Come Back To Me by Aretha Franklin. That boy has stones. And he’s got that big gorgeous smile. And he’s gay. And he’s perfect for me. I’m going to do Celebrity Big Brother in England, win, become a huge star in the Land O’ Elizabeth and marry Will. Reynolds-Young? Young-Reynolds? Young-Reynolds. I’ll wear vintage Hedi Slimane for Dior Homme to the wedding. Our 1st song? At Last by Etta James? If It Wasn’t For Your Love by Heather Headley? My Baby Just Care For Me by Nina Simone? Maybe Elton will give Will away… A boy can dream.

5 thoughts on “Boys I Like… The Music Edition!!!!!”

  1. Marcellas! Please come back to HouseCalls! It is not the same without you. I am forced to watch you for what 6-8 mins which in NOT enough. Big Brother was only fun because I knew that I could watch the season finale of Housecalls and you would ask the houseguests the questions we really needed to ask. Mainly WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING? So please, please, please come back. At least for that episode. But come back for season 9. We miss you. I love Gretchen but she cannot do that show alone and the special guests she has (Bunky, Holly) are blah. Come back.

    Missing you in Atlanta,
    Mia

  2. Marcellas Reynolds

    You are very sweet Mia. Unfortunately House Calls declined to pay me what my contract stipulated. Yes, they reneged on their contract that they forced me into signing. Recently I was asked to return. The $150 an episode they are paying the House Guests to co- host is an insult. I make twice that an hour as a stylist/personal shopper. I’ve worked too hard to get where I am to take a pay cut. I’m very good at what I do. I simply ask to be paid for it.

    I’m sorry House Calls is bad this season. I want nothing less than a hit for my friend Gretchen. Alas this is an example of “You get what you pay for.”

    M*

  3. hey marcellas. i think ur website is cool. i actually found it through an article i was reading about which featured a picture of the carlson twins and it said that Derek and Drew Riker took that picture. I was actually a huge admirer of their photography and was actually wondering if you had their email address or business phone number because i wanted them to do a couple photos for me. I would really appreciate it. Thank you.

  4. Hi Marcellas:

    CBS was crazy for not negotiating your contract to give you WHATEVER you requested. I absolutely refused to watch House Calls this season. Okay, I like Gretchen, I thought she was funny and cute…but let’s get real—You were the reason people really tuned in. You absolutely cracked me up.

    I am so proud of every thing that you have accomplished. I wish you much success and continued blessings.

    Love,
    Wanda

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