ZODIAC was the longest most boring movie I have seen in ages. Too many cameos. Too much make-up. Too slow. Jake G was great. Chloe was okay and Robert Downey Jr once again proves the role of his lifetime was Chaplin and intends to re-do that performance over and over and over again and again. UGH! ONE STAR.
BREACH sucked hot steamy sweaty ass. Sorry to be so graphic but this movie sucked. Long. Boring. And pointless. I’ve watched more entertaining episodes on I, Detective on Court TV. Ryan Phillippe is about as sexy as a dirty sweatsock. He had a knot on his forehead and I found my self mesmerized by it. Some scenes it’s there, some it isn’t! And that bump was more interesting than the movie. I found myself rooting for it to win. I fantasized about how he got it? Did Reese slap him with a frying pan?
And Chris Cooper? Get your damn eyes done. I refuse to see another movie with you in it til you do. Though you was brilliant in Adaptation. ZERO STARS. If I hadn’t been wedged into the middle by 2 fat people on either end I would have left and asked for a refund. The hot dog I ate was tasty though. And I over-salted my popcorn.
I’m just saying…