This is just a little bit of what’s going on in my life right now.
I just purchased a Rolex. I’ve always wanted one. I thought I’d have a rich husband (by now damn it) who would buy me one. But God bless the child whose got his own and now I do. It’s gorgeous. And I’m worth it. After my summer in purgatory I deserve something nice.
My name appears in a baby book. My best friend Kata is pregnant with her 1st child. She and her husband were leafing through Beyond Jennifer and Jason, Madison and Montana & there in the Reality Star section is Marcellas from Big Brother. Spelled correctly. That’s just crazy! Does that mean there are little Marcellases out there, named after moi? Love it!
Esquire named Scarlett Johansson the sexiest woman alive. Hm mmm… Who gets to make that determination? I would say SJ is sexy. Ripe. Pretty. But the sexiest woman alive? Um mmm… No. Off the top of my head I’d pick Giselle or Adrianna Lima. Angelina Jolie. Maybe Naomi. Hell even trashy Pam Anderson. But Scarlett? Not my top 5. But then I’m gay. What do I know?
Janelle and I are doing the Los Angeles AIDS Walk October 15th. We’ll be on stage with all the real celebs who will be wondering who the hell we are. I did the walk in 2002 after Big Brother 3 w/Lisa. We were late and tried to sneak on stage and the crowd went nuts. Right in the midst of Eric McCormack’s speech. Jill Hennessy and Rita Moreno looked at us like, “Who the hell?” I love that story. It’s right up there with Dakota Fanning running up to Lisa and I at the Dream Halloween event, dressed like Alice in Wonderland and doing a dead on imitation of Amy during one of our fights! She looked like a mini-Amy, long blond wig and all. And she’s screaming, “I love you Marcellas! I didn’t do it! I didn’t do it!” Classic.
Dylan and I went out last night. So many cute boys. And lots of fans. Everyone wants to know if I speak to Howie (yes, I got a text from him last night, “Your dreamy! Love Jedi BB-6 and 7 all star Howie.”) and if I made up with Janelle (we never broke up). Oh and they wanna know how Erika is (fine and beautiful). And beating guys off with a stick. Erika says we were the villains last season. Does that mean she was Joan Collins and I was Diahann Carroll on a very low-budget remake of Dynasty? Besides I think Chill Town played that part.
I’m writing a new monthly column for Afterelton.com called Reality Check. It’s fun. I already have 2 up! Pre-Big Brother and post-Big Brother. The articles will be about my life as a covergirl. Oh wait… I just had that fantasy where I’m a winner on America’s Next Top Model. The articles are going to about life as a reality personality and about reality TV. A view from the inside as it were. My next assignment: Project Runway. I have major crushes on Tim Gunn and Michael Kors. I guess it’s a bit of a daddy thing. Sorry I digress…
I’m still selling TEAM MARCELLAS tees. The proceeds benefit my fave charity Project Angel Food. Now that I’m out of the house if you buy one I’ll even autograph it for you. And for a bigger donation, I’ll get your fave All-Star to sign it too…
And last but by no means least, October is my month. Yes, it’s here. I’m Mr. October in the 2006 Sexiest Men of Reality TV calendar. For all the Internet freaks who wanted to see me shirtless during All-Stars, here it is. Sorry, the calendar sold out when Big Brother started. I actually look better now. I lost 18 lbs. during the show. But stress and food deprivation is not a diet I recommend!