So we all know my girl is in trouble again. You know I loves me some Naomi. And who hasn’t had trouble with the help? Though my roommie and I love our current maid. Not to mention she could probably take us 2 queens down in .02 seconds! The woman just moved a sofa by herself, the same one Eric and I both drag about the floor, huffing and puffing while scratching the hardwood! I think Naomi should be forgiven for her…let’s say, short temper. She is after all one of the World’s most beautiful women. Naomi’s current predicament got me thinking, “Who will I smack this summer?”
Without further ado the top contenders to get smacked by Marcellas during Big Brother All Stars:
1. Janelle if she pulls that “Bye bye bitches” routine on me. I ain’t Beau or Jenn or Maggie. I don’t play that.
2. Diane and Dana if either of them fall for the wrong man again. And the wrong man ladies is anyone but me!
3. Danielle. Everyone is expecting some crazy battle royale between D and I. To be honest she will probably smack me 1st!
4. Will on his hot, skinny ass!
5. Jase (see #4).
6. James (see #s 4 and 5).
7. Alison. As a former pageant girl she knows the joy of a good over-dramatic smack! We can be like Joan Collins and Heather Locklear on Dynasty! We can even fake fall into the pool!
8. Bunky coz everyone loves a good gay slap fight!
9. Chicken George. Dude what up with the chicken suit? Isn’t it a bit hot? Actually I’m looking forward to meeting CG!
10. Julie Chen! She hit me 1st!
Seriously, this is all in jest! I’m not hitting anyone. I’m really excited and honored to be a part of this madness. I can’t wait. I think it’s going to be a fun summer. Now I just hope I make it in!
Hey Marcellas, BB viewer here. I hope you get voted into the house, you are awesome! Good luck with Bowling for Angels and everything else youre doing. Bye for now.
Who knew you were doing all this blogging??? Guess you’re getting it out of your system before you go on lockdown for the summer. 🙂
I’m sure you’re a shoo-in either way, so I’ll take this time to say ‘ciao’ for now, bella… Can’t wait to see how and who it all turns out!
Will you be going in the house this weekend then? When’s your last day of freedom?? I can’t imagine all the stuff you gotta take care of to go away like this! I’d be freaking!
I hope you and Janelle get along – I love her! She’s sooo funny. That “bye bye bitches” was the BEST moment of last season (they DESERVED it Marcellas)! Normally I’d hate someone like her – so pretty and perfect and popular…but somehow her personality and sense of humor make me just wanna hug her! 😉
Can’t say I’m gonna miss you, cuz I’ll be Watching you every day! 🙂
{{{hugs}}} M.
Break a leg! 😉
diana
hey marcellas!!! hope your doing great, cant wait to see you in the big brother house again, though i will obviously miss you on housecalls!!!
much love
rachel
Just as I get hooked on your blog, you are going to end up back in the house. I’m signing up for the feeds today so I can get my daily dose of Marcellas!
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