I brought a bike. Now I can be seen almost daily cruising around Beverly Hills and West Holly on my jaguar cruiser.
It’s so cute. It’s blue and silver. I have a 1950s bike mirror on it. I also have a little bell with dice on it. And OH! I have a basket!

Tee hee hee… I said basket.

My friend has the same bike but she has a janky lil mirror that’s held on by Velcro, and her basket is trimmed in pink gingham. That’s too girly… For me.

Today I decided to ride my bike to Bristol Farms as I was out of my fave hand soap, Mrs. Meyer’s Clean Day, in Lemon Verbana scent. While there I decided on Ranier Cherries and Bing cherries. It’s nice to mix them together. It’s aesthetically pleasing. Leave it to me to spend $20 on cherries because they look good!

While at Bristol Farms who is an aisle over from me but Mary Stuart Masterson wearing an adorable summer smock! As we exit the store I tell her “I love you!” because I kinda do. I mean who doesn’t love Idgy from Fried Green Tomatoes? I also loved her 4 episode arc playing detective turned psychiatrist on Law & Order: SVU.

I got cruised on my bike today more times than I can count. I was working a vintage light blue guayaberas, khaki cargo shorts, John Varvatos for Converse trainers, Marc Jacobs aviators, and of course my Rolex. I kept the sunglasses on in the store because I had a rather unfortuanate eyebrow shape and dye. They look good but my girl just went a bit too far with the arch.

Good God, I’m kind of a girl!

It just dawned on me that I’m a bit obnoxious on my bike! I’ve got a little bell that I ring at people like it’s a horn! I rang my bell at a woman today who was talking on her cell while driving! I yelled, “Hey it’s against the law to talk on your cell and drive lady!” She flipped me off. Road rage on a bike ain’t cute.



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