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Boys I Like… The Music Edition!!!!!

It’s time for me to, once again, extol the virtues of male hotness. Lately for me it’s been all about music. And there is nothing hotter than a guy who can sing. Or rap. Or play an instrument. But not yodel. There’s nothing hot about yodeling. I’m attached to my iPod. I’m the guy that makes up new play lists all the time; Sex, Gym, Runway, Brandon, Brandon Sucks, Bad Boyfriend, Disco, 70s, Reese’s (songs that go together or the original and the sample)… You get the idea. Anyway without further ado here is BOYS I LIKE… THE MUSIC EDITION!!!!

But first (in homage to Julie Chen, the only thing I can still stand about “Big Brother”), the first ever BOY I LIKE LEGEND AWARD! And the winner is… David Beckham! That fucker is smoking hot. It’s really ridiculous that he is straight. I mean looking that hot is usually reserved for gay men.

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Catching Up!


I’ve been so (blessedly) busy lately. Right from Tyra I went into a pilot for vh1. Right from that I did an episode of Style Network’s, On A Date. Toss in looking for a new apartment and events and you have a frazzled Marcellas. Oh and I just finished the Master Cleanse which makes a bitch cranky and I’ve been dating and I’m still raising money for Bowling For Angels. I’m so busy I’m now officially sick. I have an ear infection. The same painful ear infection I had during Big Brother All-Stars. Ugh. I’m on Avolex, which knocks me out cold. And, not to be indelicate, sends you to the loo all the time. Hey I’m human. At least this time there aren’t cameras on me!

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The Month That Is…


Okay so so much for me blogging everyday! I have been crazed. I thought fashion week would end and I’d be able to chill out. No such luck! Between working with Project Angel Food on Bowling For Angels, trying to find a new apartment, working out and actual work, I’m @ my wits end. Well not really. I love being busy.

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Fashion (Week) Kills…



So I’ve been doing the L.A. Fashion Week thing. It’s been kinda crazy. Diane and I went to 2 shows yesterday; Oligo Tissew and Kevan Hall. Oligo was… Well if you can’t say anything nice. Wait, when I was little my mom bumped into a friend on the street who’d just given birth. That baby was ugly. I’d never seen an ugly baby before. I recoiled. My mother who was desperate to say something, anything nice said, “Ooooh that’s a pretty blanket.” “Where did you get that blanket?” So I’ll say this about Tissew, “Ooh that girl in the front row next to Paula Abdul is so pretty.” “Who is she?” Hayden Panettiere.



Kevan Hall was gorgeous. And in the strangest twist of fate Diane and I did not get front row. We got seats in the back. 3rd row. You gonna tell me we aren’t more relevant than… No. I won’t play that game. It is what it is. That’s that bullshit fame stuff that does numbers on your head. That’s okay. We got pictures taken and did a few interviews. And my Diane looked gorgeous. She rocked a vintage 80’s party dress and gave you Dynasty all over the place. A modern Sammy Jo!

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When Ex-Supermodels Attack! LA Fashion Week.

Yesterday was my first day at L.A. Fashion Week Fall 2007. I only went to see one show and ended up spending the entire day there. Front row at every show. The weird thing about L.A. Fashion Week is no real celebs actually attend. Yeah you get the stray Eva Longoria sighting but you are lucky if you get JC Chasez or Paris Hilton or Tara Reid. Sorry. Not really A-listers.

And you get the wacky Janice Dickinson… More on that later.


So first I saw 2(x)ist underwear. Boys in the they knickers! I’m all in. It was a hot show. Though it started with a marching band. And they were not cute and not in their underwear. Then it was a high-school dance troupe. Couldn’t dance. You know how the girls sorta have the moves but not really. Like they learned them from an Eric Nies hosted “Learn To Move” video from MTV. And then there was the Laker girls. Again not really dancers. And they wore hose with their shorts. Granny.

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The Week That Was…. 2

So I’ve decided that for a bit, I’m going to try, TRY, to blog everyday. I really don’t know how people can do it everyday. I feel like I lead an exciting life but talking about it everyday? Is there anyone who has anything that interesting to say? I love myself but that’s a lot.So here goes:
I hate people who use “your” instead of “you’re.” That is a common grammatical mistake that irks me. Hate is a bit strong. Pity? No… Whatever! It bothers me.

Apparently I caused a tempest in a teapot twice last week. I talked about how real reality TV is during an interview with Ben Patrick Johnson on Monday. I got in real trouble for kissing Ben. But it was innocent! I swear. I then went further on the same topic during an interview for a Montreal Talk-radio station, CJAD with Peter Anthony Holder. Hey my truth is my truth. I don’t pull punches. And I won’t lie. Unless I’m being paid for it. 😉

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All The News That’s Fit To Print…

I’m in First place on The Angel Mafia. Zen Gray from Work Out is behind me. Adam Larson from The Real World just joined. As well as Drew Daniel from Big Brother 5. Word on the street is Justin Guarini is joining soon. The two women that beat me last year are ahead of me again. Ugh. I wanna win. I can’t win Big Brother but can’t I please raise the most money for charity? Especially this one. I’m passionate about the work it does.

Apparently James is talking tons of trash. A bit is cool but keep a lid on it Eyebrow Boy. From what James says, the Marhellians have been attacking him. As long as they aren’t as bad as the Winellians! Those peeps is crazy.

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1 Weekend… 2 Sucky Movies!

ZODIAC was the longest most boring movie I have seen in ages. Too many cameos. Too much make-up. Too slow. Jake G was great. Chloe was okay and Robert Downey Jr once again proves the role of his lifetime was Chaplin and intends to re-do that performance over and over and over again and again. UGH! ONE STAR.

BREACH sucked hot steamy sweaty ass. Sorry to be so graphic but this movie sucked. Long. Boring. And pointless. I’ve watched more entertaining episodes on I, Detective on Court TV. Ryan Phillippe is about as sexy as a dirty sweatsock. He had a knot on his forehead and I found my self mesmerized by it. Some scenes it’s there, some it isn’t! And that bump was more interesting than the movie. I found myself rooting for it to win. I fantasized about how he got it? Did Reese slap him with a frying pan?

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