Silly


THIS IS SILLY!

I’m saying it now. It’s silly. Heidi Klum has a Xmas song out and I love it. I can’t decide if I love it because it’s Heidi (whom I love) or if it’s good. It’s called Wonderland and it’s silly and repetitive and the video sucks in that “home video-made for German TV” sort of way. And that’s what’s great about the song. It’s like Heidi was a guest on some bad talk show in Iceland and Gunnar, the host was like, “Now Heidi sing!” And she did.




Check it out if you haven’t. I’m a sucker for a model singing. I think I’m the only one in the world who purchased Baby Woman by Naomi Campbell. You couldn’t get it in the States! When I was modeling in London, I marched into the Tower Records in Piccadilly Circus and asked for it. The salespeople said, “Oh, it’s pretty dreadful.” I said, “That’s not the point and I didn’t ask for your opinion.” “Where is it.” I was so happy when I got it. I was skipping! Skipping! It’s one of my most treasured possessions.

I’m GAY! So GAY. Couldn’t be gayer. I’d give up my Rolex and my Jil Sander wingtips before I give up my copy of Baby Woman. Damn, I love those shoes.

So I’m seeing someone. Kinda. He’s a jerk. Which oddly I like. No, he’s kinda like a cute, spoiled, petulant, little boy who you wanna spank. Or kiss. Or kiss and spank. Let’s not go there. Wait…I just described myself. Hm mm… As Mary would say, I think I just had a breakthrough. Anyway, I pick a song for him everyday.


Today’s song is Everyday Is A Holiday (With You) – Esthero from the Down With Love Soundtrack.

Met him on Sunday

Loved him by Tuesday afternoon

Woke up on Friday

Changed my whole life to make some room

Around a quarter to two

I have remembered all of my lines
I say whenever I think of you
You’re like a favorite song to
that melody,
That melody I love

And it goes

La da da da da da da da da da

La da da da da

La da da da da

La da da da

Hopped on the Metro
And I’m on my way home

But I can’t get him out of my mind

No matter just how hard I try

And if the rumors are true

I could look forward to some

Better days and get aways

So nice ’cause when I am with you

You’re the crescendo to that melody,
That melody I love

La da da da da da da da da da

We’ll have better days and get aways
‘Cause every day is a holiday with you

La da da da da..

Better days and get aways
‘Cause every day is a holiday with you

Gotta let them know
Gotta know for sure

Don’t leave me out in the cold

Gotta know for sure

La la la la..

When I think of you

Better days and get aways

‘Cause every day is a holiday with you

La da da da da da da da da da

Better days and get aways
‘Cause every day is a holiday with you

La da da da da..

I’m a 13 year old girl. The rumors are true. I’m kinda cuckoo cuckoo about this guy. But I gotta keep him a secret though I’m bursting at the seams to tell who he is! He’s so hot! Yippee!