Leona Lewis! Stick To Your Day Job!

Last nite at the premiere of Justin Bieber’s new feature length movie (Yes, it’s true. No I can believe it either.) gorgeous and talented former X Factor winner Leona Lewis had her very own premiere. Super sleek eye-grazing bangs.  Paired with her new-ish, dark, rich brunette color that she debuted late last year. Love it! The color really makes her gorgeous eyes pop!

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From the neck up Leona looks fantastic. Like “supermodel, give this chick a make-up contract” fantastic. Which really makes me wonder why Gwen Stefani is the new face of L’Oreal. Sorry… I digress… The normally sunny blond has stepped her game up in the past year, slimming down and getting the hair completely on point.

But then you dip lower… WTF? I mean seriously WHAT THE FU*K  is that on the front of her shirt? It’s like one of Jim Henson’s muppets is trying to eat her boobs off. It’s giant lips where her breasts should be. It’s like a bad piece of abstract art. It’s like Dali dug himself from out of the crypt, held Leona down & painted on her boobs.

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And coupled with the sheer top & the fact that it bears her midriff, there’s something labial about it. And in an even more stunning turn of events Leona designed it herself! Really? In what mushroom induced nightmare did anyone want a set of lips where their decolletage should be? Leona with declining record sales it’s time for you to do what you do best. Get back in the studio and sing.

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And for all that is good and holy please for the love of God leave the designing to anyone else. M*

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In this remake of Gilligan's Island I'm Ginger, eating a cupcake, texting a boy, having a drink and laughing with pals. I'd describe myself as funny, irreverent, brash & bold. I'm an actor, TV host/presenter & wardrobe stylist working hard, not going to the gym enough, hanging out with pals way too often and laughing much too much! I can be found any time day or night texting. I'm super-fast and would rather send a text than talk. I'm a Words With Friends & crossword puzzle addict and a recovering magazine junkie (I-D, DETAILS, VOGUE, W, ARENA, SURFACE, BAZAAR). I watch way too much TV; Grimm, Scandal, TWD, HTGAWM & ANYTHING on Investigation Discovery. I shop too much. My bedroom is like a clothing store. It's kinda ridic...

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